Eleven Reasons why you must never visit Balochistan- A part of Pakistan

We have all heard stories of Balochistan being dangerous and wild. Here, we are going to prove why you should never set out to visit this place.

1. It’s just plain ugly

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Oh, it’s so ugly, we can cry.

2. There is nothing to see there

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Who wants to see this? It’s a huge wasteland.

3. The people are dangerous.

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Yes, you should run for your life.

4. Beach? Oh, it’s hideous!

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My bath tub is better than this beach.

5. It’s a completely barren land

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Yes, completely barren. It’s a mud sack.

6. There is nothing to do there.

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Nothing at all. You will get bored.

7. The food is so tasteless

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I would rather chew on cardboard.

8. Tourist spots? Pfft. There are no tourist spots there.

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Hannah Lake? Oh, I would rather stay at home and watch TV.

9. Roads? Highways? Blah. Blah. You would need a helicopter to travel through the lands.

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The coastal highway? Not worth a mention.

10. The landscape is boring as hell

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Very boring. My backyard is more interesting than this.

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Another boring thing to see.

11. Nobody lives there. Its uninhabited.

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No. no. These are just fire flies.

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You won’t even find proper washrooms there.
Do you agree Balochistan is the most disgusting place on Earth? No? We don’t think so, as well. We believe it’s the most stunning place on earth and everyone should visit it once in their life.